So here’s the thing…I have a new man in my life – Yes, a new man. He is big, famous and very, very, very smart, making money from one of the two certainties we can count on in our lives – death & taxes. He is very demanding and has been monopolizing my time. I see him 3 times a week and then am required to do his bidding about 15 hours more a week. He is always on my mind. I often dream about him too – a fevered sleep it is!
I have forsaken my search for a true love, even though I know that this new man is not my soul mate (HARDLY!). In fact, he is so opposite my natural inclinations I find myself questioning my sanity during and after each session with him. But, you see, a widow has to eat and a widow has to pay her mortgage and I am not above prostituting myself to continue to live in the manner in which I’ve become accustomed. He has made many promises to me but the most compelling is that if I spend just 3 ½ months a year in his “embrace” I will be paid royally and he will not bother me for the other 8 ½ months a year.
So, all that to say that I have taken a bit more time away from the exciting Sex and the 60 dating scene. You know how rewarding it has been so far, so you know how difficult a decision this is for me. I will be back soon – as soon as I can get him under control and stop his demand for obsessive devotion. If only I were a natural…. So please stay tuned. I’ll let you know when I’ve rejoined the gay and enchanting world of online dating – I can’t wait.
Oh, you want to know who he is. H&R Block, of course! I’m taking his tax preparer’s course for the next few months….Yes, I know, be afraid, be very afraid – the U.S. Treasury relying on me. If my father were alive he would not be able to stop laughing!
See you next time…
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